what if cows gave root beer instead of milk ?

hmm if cowies gave rootbeer instead of milk it would be soo cool cuz we woulds have soda any time we wants . we could make rootbeer floats for breakiefest . we could have rootbeer foutains any where we wanted . we could make rootbeer shakes and rootbeer candy . instead of icecream pops we would have rootbeer iceies and all are food would be cooked with soda